• me: *slaps my ass*
  • me: *ass jiggles*
  • me: nice

musicbloge:

Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone

(2,885 plays)

lovestills:

Mississippi Masala

(Source: lovestills)

yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

seabois:

Lore (2013)

seabois:

Lore (2013)

mydogsnokes:

kushmiri:

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

low key feeling this poem

http://mydogsnokes.tumblr.com/post/95733428448/heckacute-make-your-wi-fi-password-something

heckacute:

Make your Wi-Fi password something like, “DoYouWantToKiss.” That way, if you ever have a girl over and she asks for the password, you’ll get the chance to ask her if she wants to kiss you. If she tells you that she doesn’t, you’ll be able to recover gracefully by saying, “No, you…

(Source: octopussoir-)

honeyccoma:

You: *says something rude*
Me: *is sweet, beautiful, and taking care of animals*

(Source: glowcloud)

84emojis:

i know im rly good at a lot of things i wonder what im good at that i dont kno ab yet

cozyqueen:

ppl who only fwu privately dnt fwu

wellplanned-architecture:

Library House | Shinichi Ogawa & Associates Japan, 2012

(Source: jamiehince)

(Source: cockbarf)

railroadsoftware:

person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..