People from my town sound so stupid what the fuck are u saying
You ever take nudes and look at them like “damn hmu” and then you are like “lol that me tho”
U can’t unsuck a dick
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
- cop: licence and registration, please
- me: *gives card*
- cop: i'm sorry, i didn't know you were a certified cum whore... carry on