- me: *slaps my ass*
- me: *ass jiggles*
- me: nice
'babe, what's the safety word'
'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'
i know im rly good at a lot of things i wonder what im good at that i dont kno ab yet
ppl who only fwu privately dnt fwu
person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..